sorelatable:

this is so relatable

sorelatable:

this is so relatable

(via sherllamalock)


toopunktogiveafuck:

trohmen:

MY FAV FALL OUT BOY VIDEO EVER IS THE ONE THAT’S JUST LIKE 10 MINUTES OF THEM FREAKING OUT OVER A GIANT SPIDER AND ALL OF THEM ARE TOO SCARED TO GET IT AND PATRICK’S LIKE FUCK U ALL I GOT ITimage

you mean this?

(via goddammitchip)


castielscamander:

can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

(via insulting-cannibal)


send-me-north:

An important moment in nugget history

(via beyoursledgehammer)


cumberbitchsandwich:

This story would be much more colorful if this was a video blog instead of written, but I don’t have wifi so it’ll have to do.

A man with a very heavy redneck accent called the store this afternoon.

I’m talking VERY country, I almost couldn’t hear him over the banjo music.

'Yeah, I was wondering if you could do some research for me? I don't have a computer, and even if I did I wouldn't know how to use it,' he said.

'I can look up a book for you, if that's what you're after,' I answered.

'Well, I want to know if you have or can order me a book on recipes for wild game.'

'Sure, we should have a couple of them in our hunting section-'

'Oh, I was in there yesterday,' he interrupted. 'I picked up a book and I suppose I'll keep it even if it's not much for recipes.'

'So you already bought one? Which one is it, so that I'll skip over it if it comes up in my title search,' I asked.

'Well, it's a book or a magazine or whatever.'

'So is it a magazine then? I have two different searches for books and magazines.'

'I reckon it's a magazine. Has recipes in the back. But what I really need is a book that could tell me how much salt to put in the meat,' he said.

'I doubt there would be entire book on salting wild meat, it would just be a normal recipe book.'

'For squirrels and raccoons and the like?' he asked.

'I'd have to check once I find a book on the subject,' I answered.

Holy shit, I was having the hardest time not laughing at this guy’s ridiculousness.

Anyway, I found him a recipe book on ‘unique’ wild game.

Thought I’d share the entry for ‘Pounded Beaver’ with y’all, just in case you’ve been looking for one.

With optional Beaver Gravy.

*suggestive eyebrow wiggle*

cumberbitchsandwich:

This story would be much more colorful if this was a video blog instead of written, but I don’t have wifi so it’ll have to do.

A man with a very heavy redneck accent called the store this afternoon.

I’m talking VERY country, I almost couldn’t hear him over the banjo music.

'Yeah, I was wondering if you could do some research for me? I don't have a computer, and even if I did I wouldn't know how to use it,' he said.

'I can look up a book for you, if that's what you're after,' I answered.

'Well, I want to know if you have or can order me a book on recipes for wild game.'

'Sure, we should have a couple of them in our hunting section-'

'Oh, I was in there yesterday,' he interrupted. 'I picked up a book and I suppose I'll keep it even if it's not much for recipes.'

'So you already bought one? Which one is it, so that I'll skip over it if it comes up in my title search,' I asked.

'Well, it's a book or a magazine or whatever.'

'So is it a magazine then? I have two different searches for books and magazines.'

'I reckon it's a magazine. Has recipes in the back. But what I really need is a book that could tell me how much salt to put in the meat,' he said.

'I doubt there would be entire book on salting wild meat, it would just be a normal recipe book.'

'For squirrels and raccoons and the like?' he asked.

'I'd have to check once I find a book on the subject,' I answered.

Holy shit, I was having the hardest time not laughing at this guy’s ridiculousness.

Anyway, I found him a recipe book on ‘unique’ wild game.

Thought I’d share the entry for ‘Pounded Beaver’ with y’all, just in case you’ve been looking for one.

With optional Beaver Gravy.

*suggestive eyebrow wiggle*


nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

(via creeperkinggavin)


ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

(via corkscrewschoolbuss)


joe-trohman:

Playing it cool

joe-trohman:

Playing it cool

(via soulpunc)


theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via soulpunc)


koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via soulpunc)


REBLOG THIS IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.

I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?

(via official--satan)




kidofmischief:

Here’s some lovely pictures from my Pyrrha photoshoot during PCC~!

Pyrrha: Me

Photographer:  SnapDragon Snapshots

(via shadowslovelybabe)


iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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