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creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

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ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

(via milkywayjones)


sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)


lameboob:

"so what do you see yourself doing in the future?"
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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via hedwigofthetardis)


heinekenrana:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FRICK

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vineofficial:

When I was little I thought jizzing in ur pants meant pooping in ur pants and I didn’t understand why teenage boys were always pooing themselves

(via dutchster)


stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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siighed:

some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini

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