mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

why you're on tumblr, by zodiac

aquarius: no friends
capricorn: afraid of sunlight
pisces: too big of a weaboo
aries: too oppressed to go outside
taurus: allergic to fresh air
gemini: too lazy to move
cancer: completely forgotten how to move
leo: can't find the login button for life
virgo: tumblr took your soul
scorpio: in a committed relationship with your computer
libra: reality-phobic
sagittarius: fallen and can't get up

cornishcapitol:

Rest in Peace Robin

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thatstippytop:

Is this still a thing that people do? Either way it was really fun.
My mum is strangely intuitive.

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overbiters:

self-love is so important fuck right off if you tell me i love myself too much i spent a long time hating myself and miserable and i’m over that and you won’t take my happiness away from me

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louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

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handpickedhappiness:

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

….dick

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unblogger:

nashrek ogreier

unblogger:

nashrek ogreier

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mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

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papanorth:

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it’s ok to be curious about faunus anatomy neptune just ask before u touch

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let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick

  1. it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
  2. i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top"  she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT 
  3. i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
  4. IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK 

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grey-violet:

thorin-and-twerkteam:

emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and your feelings, like always, are rendered invalid and silenced, forever damaging the ability to trust others with your feelings because they always are used against you.

this is important because so many people don’t know this

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A Study in Ray

roysyesterdayjam:

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And yes, that is me behind him at the end. He literally took these 5 feet away from me.

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wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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